1 (15 ounce) can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
1 (28 ounce) can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
1/8 teaspoon pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
1/4 teaspoon common dried weed (oregano)
1 dash red-tailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper)
2 teaspoons ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
1 teaspoon hemlock (honey or sugar)
1/2 cup fresh grubs (sliced celery)
1 tablespoon eye of newt (pearl barley)
1 tablespoon dried maggots (uncooked rice)
Water from a stagnant pond (tap water)
Brown the gizzards in an iron cauldron over a fire made from the siding
off of a haunted house.
Add chopped eye of cyclops and simmer until the pieces of eye become translucent
Add blood of bat and soft shelled beetles; bring to a slow bubbling boil.
At this time, add the common weed, maggots, toenails, sumac, grubs, hemlock,
eye of newt and the pureed wasp. As it cooks you may want to adjust the consistency
with pond water. You can tell it is done when the eye of newt swells and the
vertical tan colored "cats eye" appears on one side.